Human Pork Chop (2001) gone wrong.
The police search a luxury Hong Kong apartment and discover something terrible – a human skull! Who was this skull? Let’s find out!
A police detective, portrayed by the so-called actor Michael Wong, investigates the case. However, a less talented actor, whom we can refer to as Psycho Joe, demands money from a street vendor. Since the man can’t repay the debt, Psycho Joe takes the law into his own hands. The police quickly respond and arrest Psycho Joe.
The police employ their keen instincts, acting like bloodhounds as they apprehend the individuals they believe are involved in the murder of the human skull. The leader of this group is named Rocky. They also interview the skull’s husband, who proves to be a jerk. He recounts the last time he saw his skull, sorry, I meant his wife, revealing himself as an abusive husband who mistreated his wife, even for minor actions like a silent fart.
Pat is Rocky’s wife, and she is friends with a woman named Maggie aka the skull, who she introduces to Rocky, the owner of a brothel. Pat describes Maggie as her best friend and explains that Maggie is staying with them because she refuses to return to her abusive husband, who once tried to strangle her after she nearly suffocated him with a silent fart.
Maggie then proceeds to share her uninteresting life story for two minutes, portraying herself as the best person in the world while depicting her husband as the worst. Despite her claims, she resorts to selling her body and stealing money from Rocky, leaving him quite upset. She even swipes a new lighter that Rocky’s wife had purchased for him, making her seem worse than her own husband. Psycho Joe, upon hearing about Maggie’s misdeeds, embarks on a quest to find the awful woman who stole his friend’s lighter. His determination burns brightly.
Psycho Joe eventually locates Maggie on the street and brings her back to Rocky’s apartment. Rocky decides to teach her a lesson, insisting that she repay the money she owes with high interest. The problem arises when Maggie’s customers express dissatisfaction with her services. She confides in Pat, expressing her desire to quit and revealing that she is pregnant. However, Rocky insists that she must settle her debt before leaving.
Then we have the most bizarre and oily sex scene in history where Psycho Joe and his unattractive girlfriend are trying to have sex using different tools that Psycho Joe finds. I urge you to watch this scene and skip the rest of the movie. This is out of this world, and if you thought Human Pork Chop (2001) was distasteful, then this is the hold my beer moment in movie history.
Maggie manages to escape from the apartment, but it doesn’t take long before they track her down. After enduring a harsh beating, Maggie reflects on her life in another apartment where she cares for her baby. Her mother-in-law despises her and wants her out of the apartment, as the child doesn’t resemble her son. Oh Maggie, you aren’t a pure angel, are you?
Maggie and one of the goons go out shoplifting, and it becomes apparent that Maggie isn’t the most intelligent individual. They’re hungry, but she ends up stealing a lot of kitchen equipment rather than food. It seems like a useless choice. Furthermore, there are items she shouldn’t have taken, as someone might need that grater later.
A toothless man resembling Gollum suddenly appears. He’s their neighbor and is looking for some free food, a delight only a toothless man can truly appreciate. He appears utterly satisfied.
Psycho Joe and his girlfriend are once again causing trouble, and this time, Psycho Joe wants to use a car battery on her to give her an electric shock. That’s what excites him! He also wants to splash water on her for added excitement. However, she refuses to go along with it and leaves. She’s had enough of Psycho Joe!
That makes Psycho Joe more psycho, so he starts working on Maggie when he returns to the apartment. He is out of cheese so he uses a grater on her back so that he can use grated human flesh on his spaghetti. They do a lot of nasty things to the poor woman, and they make her eat something really nasty. It’s confirmed. Psycho Joe is a real Psycho. Time for the most emotional scene in the movie!
Rocky finds himself in trouble with his boss, and this tough man sheds tears. Where is the talented violin player in this scene? Play the violin now, violin man!
Upon returning to the apartment, it’s, unfortunately, Maggie who faces further punishment. Rocky, a former schoolteacher who transitioned into a profession as a professional pimp, subjects Maggie to continued hardship. Her dreams of ever playing the guitar are crushed, and it’s doubtful she can even read music notes.
After being beaten, Maggie is given a moment to relax. However, the gang returns to the apartment, where they tie her to a trolley. They wake her up again after Psycho Joe releases a disturbing fart, and the scene concludes.
The mushroom head must take a dump, and she discovers that Maggie is dead. Rocky is upset, and the rest of the losers are afraid. But Rocky comes up with a plan. They agree to chop up Maggie, but first, they need to man up. But when the two goons see blood, Rocky is the last man left, and he has to live up to his name. He chops up Maggie and cooks her body parts so that it will be easier to get rid of her remains.
The toothless beggar craves food again, and the pranksters serve him a soup made from Maggie’s head and remaining body parts. Surprisingly, the toothless man finds the soup quite delicious. However, three minutes later, he has an unfortunate experience when he realizes the fish in the soup is not fresh. He expresses his displeasure. Moron! I hope you die! Stupid, toothless idiot! Be grateful for the food you are given! Ungrateful, toothless fart!
Soon after, the police arrive at their door. In a state of panic, they hastily dispose of the last piece of evidence. The police are in search of a man who had mistreated the woman living beneath them. Beyond this point, no further events unfold, and Rocky and his gang find themselves safe, at least for the moment.
The woman who looks like a mushroom has a nightmare. She needs to take a dump, and in the toilet bowl, she finds Maggie’s head! She can’t live with herself and her dark secret, and Mushroom Head spills out their secret to the police. The subtitles don’t make much sense, but most of them had to serve life in prison.
The end.