Human cruelty!
A lawyer becomes the director of a zoo that soon will be sold. His job is to make money, but it’s difficult when the zoo has just a few animals. But then he comes up with a clever idea where the staff put on animal costumes and pretend to be animals. Will this plan succeed, and if so, will he tell the staff that they will soon be unemployed?
Secret Zoo tries to be a cute family movie where the protagonist, who is a lawyer, becomes a better person. The problem with the movie is that the script is rubbish, and the movie lacks charm. It’s not funny, it’s not touching, and it doesn’t arouse powerful emotions in you.
The characters have zero personality, and it feels like the actors are clinically dead. Maybe we have to blame the pathetic script, but talented actors sometimes create some magic with a rubbish script. But not this dead gang of actors! Someone call the coroner!
The whole concept is silly where the staff puts on animal costumes, and the guests buy what they see. And the guests are some sick bullies. They throw things at the poor, fake animals! That’s not right! What’s wrong with these people? Put them in the empty cages, or better, take them behind the barn!
And the zoo is the saddest sight I have ever seen! There are almost no animals here, and the whole place feels like a cemetery. Who wants to be a guest here? Depressed people who have planned to commit suicide at the zoo?
You will not find any depth or charm in Secret Zoo. Just pretend that this movie doesn’t exist. It’s a stink bomb from the deepest hell!