Vacation (1983)
Familietur.
Oh, this your wife, huh? A lovely lady. Hey baby, you must’ve been something before electricity.
Ned, I would love to stay here and talk with you… but I’m not going to.
I’m sorry. I wasn’t listening. All my brain blood was in my boner.
Ray. If someone asks if you are a god, you say, “yes!”
You know, I’m a voter. Aren’t you supposed to lie to me and kiss my butt?
Debbie: He’s playing fetch… with my kids… he’s treating my kids like they’re dogs.